Bert Kreischer
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2023
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
Bert "The Machine" Kreischer goes from "2 Bears 1 Cave" & "Bertcast"to taking his shoes off for the first time to discuss stuff and comedy and money and ideas and Tom Segura. They sing and even talk about other stuff (if you haven't figured it out by now, we hate writing descriptions). Rick and Bert also talk about Bert's new Netflix comedy special, "Razzle Dazzle," and Rick pitches Bert HIS comedy special idea. FYI, the clip at the beginning is from Rick's show at the Irvine Improv a couple weeks ago.
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RICK GLASSMAN
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BERT KREISCHER
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here's the concept. |
| 0:02.0 | Alright, my special, fully produced special. |
| 0:05.0 | Alright, so put that aside for once. |
| 0:09.0 | So here we are. |
| 0:11.0 | They're here me out. |
| 0:12.0 | They're talking about everything up. |
| 0:14.0 | I want to go. |
| 0:15.0 | Tell you where it belongs. |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.0 | When you go. |
| 0:19.0 | So what I want to do is. |
| 0:22.0 | This is hard. |
| 0:23.0 | You can do it. |
| 0:24.0 | You Jew hanging. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, what's your name? |
| 0:28.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:29.0 | Damn, man. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, take care. |
| 0:35.0 | Ready, ready, ready, ready. |
| 0:38.0 | Ready, ready, ready. |
| 0:40.0 | Let's do your life. |
| 0:52.0 | Hi, my friend. |
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