Bert Kreischer

Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino

Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ ? minutes

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0:00.0	I love my dog and she's incredible.
0:02.3	She's also a little bit of a pervert.
0:04.4	I'm not gonna lie.
0:06.0	It's disgusting.
0:06.8	She's so weird.
0:07.6	Whenever we start hooking up, I can hear her collar jingling
0:13.3	down the hallway like a prison guard with the keys
0:17.0	when they know the boys are being bad.
0:18.4	You know, like, whenever we start hooking up,
0:22.2	she'll start running to the room and we have to close her out.
0:25.6	But still she's persistent.
0:27.0	You'll hear her under the crack of the door just,
0:28.8	like a detective.
0:32.1	It's twisted.
0:32.9	The moment that we're done, the moment we're done hooking up,
0:35.8	I'll open the door.
0:37.1	The dog will come in the room, jump on the bed,
0:39.0	and go right to the wet spot.
0:40.5	And she's like, get her off the bed, and I'm like,
0:44.4	let's scruff, mugruff, figure out the crime.
0:47.4	Who done it, scruff?
0:51.4	Who's it, the ginger general with a lead pipe in a ballroom?
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