Bert Kreischer

Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino & Wave

Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ ? minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Santino sits down with the shirtless wonder the one and only Machine Bert Kreischer to talk about adventures on the road and so much more! #bertkreischer #andrewsantino #podcast #whiskeyginger COME SEE ME ON TOUR!!! https://www.andrewsantino.com ORDER SOME MERCH!!! https://www.andrewsantinostore.com ============================================================ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! RABBIT HOLE $5 OFF with Promo Code: WHISKEY https://rabbitholedistillery.com/drizly ROCKET MONEY Get Rid Of Unwanted Subscriptions! https://rocketmoney.com/whiskey BETTER HELP Get the help you need from a licensed professional 10% off your first month https://betterhelp.com/whiskey MIZZEN + MAIN $25 OFF with Promo Code: WHISKEY https://mizzenandmain.com/whiskey VESSI 100% Waterproof Shoes Use promo code WHISKEY for 15% Off & Free Shipping https://vessi.com/whiskey Follow Santino on Insta and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Whiskey Ginger Insta and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast/ & https://twitter.com/whiskeyginger_ Whiskey Ginger Clips: http://www.youtube.com/c/WhiskeyGingerPodcastClips Produced and edited by Joe Faria IG: @itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I love my dog and she's incredible.
0:02.3	She's also a little bit of a pervert.
0:04.4	I'm not gonna lie.
0:06.0	It's disgusting.
0:06.8	She's so weird.
0:07.6	Whenever we start hooking up, I can hear her collar jingling
0:13.3	down the hallway like a prison guard with the keys
0:17.0	when they know the boys are being bad.
0:18.4	You know, like, whenever we start hooking up,
0:22.2	she'll start running to the room and we have to close her out.
0:25.6	But still she's persistent.
0:27.0	You'll hear her under the crack of the door just,
0:28.8	like a detective.
0:32.1	It's twisted.
0:32.9	The moment that we're done, the moment we're done hooking up,
0:35.8	I'll open the door.
0:37.1	The dog will come in the room, jump on the bed,
0:39.0	and go right to the wet spot.
0:40.5	And she's like, get her off the bed, and I'm like,
0:44.4	let's scruff, mugruff, figure out the crime.
0:47.4	Who done it, scruff?
0:51.4	Who's it, the ginger general with a lead pipe in a ballroom?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Andrew Santino & Wave, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Andrew Santino & Wave and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.