Bert Kreischer

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2018

⏱️ 113 minutes

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The great Bert Kreischer returns to the DTFH and we talk about his wonderful experiments in fitness and sobriety, finding compassion for the Ansari claw and the best tracking devices to use on your family.

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0:00.0	Greetings to you my sweet God particles being blown out of the trumpet of time. It is I D. Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell family hour podcast and I don't think that I can
0:12.0	compete with last week's episode with Johnny Pemberton
0:16.3	Johnny Pemberton versus AT&T if you're just diving into the DTFH with this episode with Christchurch
0:23.3	Do us all a favor do your ancestors a favor do your future ancestors a favor do the rainbows
0:30.0	in the panda bears a favor go back in time and listen to and literally go back in time
0:36.6	How do you do that?
0:38.2	Simple you got to find a bleached bird skull that's laying on an obsidian
0:43.3	Shard the obsidian shard should be pointing north and should be near a fruit bearing orange tree
0:50.6	upon which an evil man or woman has been hung within the last two thousand years
0:55.6	You're gonna want to take that and place it inside a jar of jam and
1:01.5	throw that jam into the sea
1:03.9	Whirlpool open up and just dive in and as you're diving in say whatever time you want to go back into and go back in time to
1:13.2	January 21st
1:15.8	2018 and listen to a fresh
1:18.4	episode of the DTFH a lot of Neil de Grosthyson
1:22.6	Types out there are gonna tell you
1:24.6	Audio files don't degrade with time they maintain their original freshness their original sweetness
1:30.8	But I'll tell you this those
1:33.3	Crocodile men camouflage as scientists are not aware of the fact that the more people that listen to any given thing
1:40.3	The more the metaphysical components that make up that thing the as of yet
1:45.8	undetected metaphysical
1:47.9	Atomic and quantum atomic sonic particles that make up as a sound file of any type
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