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Punch Drunk Sports

Bert Kreischer talks "The Machine" story, with Mickey Gall in studio

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.7911 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2017

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Bert Kreischer tells hosts Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli about the early days of "The Machine" story, and how it blew up on The Joe Rogan Experience.
Mickey Gall was also in studio.
To listen to the full episode visit http://www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando ferries, there is another way.

0:29.0

Ah, she's brilliant.

0:31.0

Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.

0:37.0

It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

0:41.0

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

0:43.2

All right.

0:44.0

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

0:46.8

And don't get us started on Mel.

0:49.4

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

0:52.8

All aboard, Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.

0:55.6

Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.

0:58.1

P and O'Ferees, there is another way. Bye. Bant on my rant, girl, you know I enjoyed it, yeah.

1:18.0

Bert, when you do the road, do you have to do the machine?

1:22.0

Do people demand it? I could see like like I went saw

1:26.6

Leonard I saw

1:28.6

Who the fuck I forget what it was but he didn't play this song that I wanted to him to play.

1:34.0

Yeah. And I was so fucking pissed because I went to San Francisco just to see his concert and he didn't play the fucking song.

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