Bert Kreischer Explains Why He Only Wants ONE Woman

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4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

This week, Bunnie Xo sits down with comedy powerhouse Bert Kreischer for a wildly unfiltered conversation that goes everywhere—and then some. Bert opens up about his recent health and weight-loss journey, including experimenting with Mounjaro, peptides, and GLP-based treatments, along with the very real (and very graphic) side effects no one warns you about.

The two also dive deep into mental health, sharing candid experiences with OCD, anxiety, medication, and exposure therapy. Bert breaks down his long-standing rituals, flying anxieties, and the routines he’s stuck to for years, while both reflect on how vulnerability, social media, and public scrutiny impact their lives behind the scenes.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Bert episode without stories about marriage, intimacy, past relationships, marijuana, and the evolution of his comedy career—from early fame to what’s next, including a new Netflix special on the horizon. They also touch on family dynamics, reality TV hypotheticals, and Bert’s upcoming Netflix series, The Legend of Bert, premiering January 22.

Equal parts hilarious, honest, and unexpectedly heartfelt—this episode pulls back the curtain on fame, fear, and figuring it out in real time.

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