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🗓️ 10 March 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | Right. in the building. I'm saying it right, right? |
0:13.0 | So we're introducing him, my alcoholic friend, Gertresh, just kidding, he's not an alcoholic. |
0:17.0 | No, you know what's so funny is that I always say things, like I'm a, I've always been like a high-functioning alcoholic, |
0:22.0 | but I say things, then you talk to a real alcoholic |
0:24.9 | and they're like, I've been drinking for eight days straight, I wake up in the middle of night, |
0:27.4 | I have a bottle of vodka by the bed, and then I'm like, oh, I don't have your problem. |
0:30.3 | Like, I just like to have a bottle of wine before I go to bed that is a problem they say |
0:35.2 | but that's why I say I'm Midwest sober I'm like anywhere in the Midwest no one raises |
0:39.8 | an eyebrow to my drinking. |
0:41.3 | They're just like he's normal Yeah, and then you come out to |
0:43.6 | Hollywood and you're like, sake bombs and you're like, yeah, we're at a |
0:46.2 | sushi restaurant. What the fuck did you expect? Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, I had a |
0:50.6 | friend, I had a friend, I won't say his name, but if you get him on his podcast he's pretty |
0:53.6 | fucking fascinating okay like we do this thing every year by the way I'm parroting everyone's gonna be |
0:58.6 | like Bert you've said this a million fucking times it's okay I we do this thing |
1:02.0 | me Joe Rogan Tomskurra and archbir we do this thing me Joe Roggan Tomskura and Arshfeir we do this thing called sober |
1:05.2 | where we don't drink or do drugs for a month. Yeah yeah well when it started they it started on the premise that |
1:11.2 | they were asking how much I drank and I said and it's what pays the bills in podcasting |
1:17.5 | but also was a nightmare as I was honest I was really honest I said I have like you know like nine drinks a night and |
1:24.1 | night by the way that's what Joe said Tom sitting next to me knowing their doubles so |
1:28.8 | he's like they're 18 but then yeah and so then everyone's like you're gonna need a doctors you're gonna need an intervention they need to bring you off of alcohol. I was like hold on I don't drink all the time like like I've did there's definitely nights where I just go to bed so like that's why I always say |
1:45.1 | when you say you drink a lot when you meet someone that really drinks like like |
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