Bert Kreischer #3
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 131 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonada |
| 0:02.0 | You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes you did, you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. |
| 0:21.3 | What's happening, weirdos? |
| 0:22.5 | This is the return, return. |
| 0:24.3 | The third time, the incredible, the hilarious, the funny, the fun. |
| 0:27.9 | Bert Kreischer is back on the show, and I'm so glad he is. |
| 0:31.4 | His new show, Free Bert, is available on Netflix now. |
| 0:35.4 | We talk all about that. |
| 0:36.8 | I watched it. I love it. He's so good in it. Check, check, check it out. |
| 0:41.9 | Yeah, check, check, check it out. Freebert on Netflix. In the meantime, enjoy this chat. I don't have |
| 0:47.4 | much to plug up top other than my tour dates. I'm going to be in Los Angeles on March 7th. Yep, March 7th. Then I'm going to be |
| 0:57.9 | in Royal Oaks, Michigan, Tallahassee, Irving, Texas, Madison, Wisconsin, Denver, North Carolina, |
| 1:03.7 | South Carolina, Vancouver, and then Portland. Tickets to all of those are on peteholmes.com. |
| 1:09.0 | Also be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel because my new special, Silly Silly, Sully Fun Boy, is dropping in March. It's also going to be available for pre-order, meaning you can watch it early, on 800-pound Gorilla's website. So check that out. Silly, silly, silly, fun boy, so excited about that new special and I really hope you enjoy it. |
| 1:28.8 | And of course, we'll be posting and blabbing and boring quite a bit about it in the month coming up. |
| 1:34.5 | In the meantime, enjoy my chat with my friend, Bert Kreisher. He's so funny, so good. I'm so glad he's here. |
| 1:40.0 | Enjoy. Get into it. |
| 1:46.6 | Hey there. It into it. Hey there, it's Julia Louis Dreyfus. I'm back with a new season of Wiser |
| 1:51.6 | than Me, the show where I sit down with remarkable older women and soak up their stories, |
| 1:58.2 | their humor, and their hard-earned wisdom. Every conversation leaves me a little |
| 2:03.4 | smarter and definitely more inspired. And yes, I'm still calling my 91-year-old mom, Judy, to get |
| 2:10.6 | her take on it all. Wiser than me from Lemonada Media is out now, wherever you get your podcasts. |
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