Berries In The Bedroom
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat talk berries in the bedroom, finding out about pecks, Glee, brie on a burger, vacationing with friends, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Patrick. |
| 0:32.0 | I'm a podcast about boys like fucking Danie and my wife. |
| 0:36.0 | I feel terrible and bad mood. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm so tired. |
| 0:40.0 | I just feel like I'm not being good at doing a podcast lately. |
| 0:42.0 | I'm sorry that I showed you my pussy in the waiting room. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah, for the waiting room of this podcast. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, I know I was going to see it and I was like, |
| 0:48.0 | I'm the way you're going about this and I'm going to see your pussy. |
| 0:50.0 | No, here's what happened. |
| 0:52.0 | I have this weird bump under my butt. |
| 0:54.0 | It's like, I'm not going to be a good guy. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm not going to be a good guy. |
| 0:58.0 | I'm going to get a good bump under my butt. |
| 1:00.0 | It's like, under my skin and I'm convinced that I'm dying |
| 1:02.0 | and that doctor wants me to get an ultrasound. |
| 1:04.0 | And I was like, Pat, we please come feel this bump |
| 1:06.0 | just to connect with you. |
| 1:08.0 | And then I actually open my legs in such a way that he saw my |
| 1:10.0 | Harry tampon filled. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh my god. |
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