Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Former New York Republican Congressman George Santos, who was removed from office by the House of Representatives earlier this year, pled guilty to wire fraud and identity theft.

Santos could face two years in prison.

Santos also promised to hand over nearly $400,000 that he stole from donors to his campaign.

I hope he runs for office again.

Soaring temperatures in Texas on Tuesday prompted the Lone Star State to set a new record for electrical use as everyone

remained indoors blasting their air conditioners, environmentalists that they are.

Texas, of course, home to the world headquarters for ExxonMobil, which is primarily responsible for climate change.

Robert F. Kennedy, bat shit crazy.

There's now talk that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., who is bat shit crazy, is now prepared

to drop out of the race for president sometime before Labor Day and endorse Donald Trump.

Kennedy last week reached out to the Harris campaign offering to endorse her in exchange for a

cabinet-level position, but word is she refused to meet with him.

So now he's going to endorse Donald Trump because when you're bad shit crazy,

what's the difference between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump?

Shares in Donald Trump's media company, the one behind Truth Social.

Well, they hit an all-time low on Tuesday, sinking 4%, closing at $23 and some change per share.

The company went public earlier this year.

Back in March, it opened at close to $80 a share.

Now it's selling at $23. As I'm telling all my magomorons who listen to this show, bet it all, bet it all. Everything Donald Trump touches,

you know, it turns to gold.

Or shit, I can't remember.

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