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Louder with Crowder

Bernie's Screaming Instabilities! ("Screaming Infidelities" Dashboard Confessional Parody)

Louder with Crowder

Louder with Crowder

News, Politics

4.737.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

You're running for press, your social is cheap

0:05.0

Avoid in the shows where you'd have to speak

0:08.0

Of this communist year you want here at home

0:15.0

You climb down a rope of blankets and sheets

0:19.0

Avated the guard, you land on his creek

0:23.0

It's time to get back to the old folks home

0:30.0

I'm reading your plan over again and there's not a word

0:35.0

That I can't comprehend except when you shine and love Bernie always

0:41.0

I think I'm not one

0:56.0

Well after now I'm gonna watch the saddest man

1:01.0

Sit alone in wonder how you made it all

1:09.0

Seriously there's somebody anywhere who can't explain how you got out

1:24.0

You bet your window, how did it break?

1:27.0

You left the pills that you need to take

1:30.0

I hope you don't have another seizure

1:36.0

You climbed down a rope of blankets and sheets

1:41.0

Avated the guard, you come in his creek

1:44.0

I wish I knew you were back in the old

1:51.0

A voice in your hat, cards on your feet

1:54.0

And you tip like crap, because you're so cheap

1:57.0

If I don't need a gun, you don't need to be home

2:17.0

Well as for now I'm gonna watch the saddest man

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