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Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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We asked the little dialers the craziest ways they have met a romantic partner and they did not disappoint. Apparently love is real and can happen when you least expect it.

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers? We're back. We're back in our apartment in New York after a

0:28.8

stressful exit from Aspen. Not my fault? Not your fault. There was no insinuation of fault there. Usually it is my fault, this time not my fault.

0:42.2

I do have to say I said to you yesterday and I I

0:45.1

stand by it literally yesterday the day before I was thinking it was

0:49.0

fucking insane that we got that episode recorded. Yeah.

0:53.0

Because I've never broken my leg in my life

0:55.0

and whatever by the fact that I've also ruptured my

0:57.0

ACL, which we now know for sure,

0:59.0

like I would have always thought that a leg break would be

1:02.0

traumatic enough that you wouldn't

1:03.6

record a podcast that evening. But look we're professionals okay the show must go on

1:08.7

but I also do think that it was therapeutic like we were so depressed that we were like let's listen to

1:13.8

some funny messages from the little dialers and it was actually really fun it was

1:18.1

actually my favorite memory from that day yeah it was it was definitely a positive I definitely went to bed feeling like I accomplished something. Anyway, we got some messages of people being like, we have to do something for Valentine's. and I'm like okay how do we make

1:35.0

it funny how do we make it interesting what's something you want to know from people

1:38.5

that you don't know and I was thinking that we should ask people the wildest craziest ways that they met someone.

1:47.0

Because if you're single right now, I always tell people it takes one moment one crazy moment in your life for you to meet someone that you're like wow that's my person whether it's a friend or anything and they're always always like, oh, you'll find the right person when you're not looking.

2:06.7

I want to hear what actually happens when you find your person.

2:09.6

How did it happen?

2:10.8

And then if you're in a relationship, I think it's really fun to listen to these stories

2:14.8

to just be like, wow, look at all the different ways.

2:18.4

I mean, honestly, some of these are literally like a romcom pitch. I'm shocked. This is honestly it's very cute you know I think maybe we thought we were going to get like funny ones but there's an earnestness in this week's episode, I have to say,

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