Bereta Brings Shame Upon Household with New Mustache

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice.

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0:00.0	And I said don't come on the show then you little shit. Yeah you
0:05.1	Ashole and that's why Kevin's on here doesn't deserve it
0:08.0	Don't feel like watching movies. So I'll watch people get them instead.
0:15.0	I don't know how it goes.
0:17.5	I think it starts with your show.
0:21.0	I'm finding spider bites all over my body.
0:25.0	Oh no, oh no.
0:27.0	Start.
0:28.0	I have been finding spider bites all over my body.
0:34.4	Dude what the fuck like big gross ones or what?
0:38.4	The bites I didn't know I don't know they're pretty they itch they itch a little bit and so I kind and I'm finding them like it's almost like they are on my
0:49.8	Pants and then they crawl up and get into my like folder almost where the underwear is like it's
0:56.1	around my waistline yeah it's like and so I'll because when spiders that don't ask for permission
1:01.6	exactly questions yeah they don't ask for permission. They don't ask questions.
1:03.7	Yeah, they don't ask any questions.
1:05.8	There's no consent from these spiders.
1:08.0	No, consentless spiders.
1:09.6	And so what are, so are you? I have so many questions now because of the waistline part.
1:15.2	Don't worry I've got the one answer.
1:17.0	Okay you got bed bugs. Oh it's bed bugs are bed bugs are bed bug by? by bites?
1:23.0	Are bed bugs?
1:24.0	Do you think I have bed bugs?
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