It's Friday, May 8th, 2026 from Peachfish Productions.

It's the gist. I'm Mike Pesca.

Hey, you know where no good news ever comes out of?

No, not Lebanon.

Used to be Paris in the Middle East, remember that one?

Not even Iran.

There are great directors out of Iran.

And I guess you can argue that the daring rescue of that U.S. pilot, that was good news,

kind of good news relatively, given the alternative.

Now, the location that if it's in the news, it means bad news always and without exception,

it's not actually a place.

It's many places. And those places are floating all over

the world. Cruise ships. The coronavirus outbreak, it is taking a serious turn in California,

where a cruise ship is being held off the coast right now. New this morning, a hidden risk on

cruise ships. And NBC News investigation found sexual assault is the number one crime on those ships.

And the murders. Don't forget the murders.

Always people getting pushed overboard.

But was she pushed? Yes, she was pushed.

And the ship that was stranded off the coast of Italy, remember that one?

Just thrusting out there,

leaking some oil. If a cruise ship is in the news, that news is always bad. And a cruise ship has

been in the news these last few days, so you know what that means. Hanta virus, not good. It's not like

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