Okay, you ready to start this show?

You're supposed to eat me. It's really funny, dude.

I forgot his last name, but I've seen him before.

He's really funny. Get up from Mike.

Yay!

Coming to you live on tape from an above ground basement

in rapidly gentrifying Culver City, adjacent California,

boasting a partially obstructed view of the world-famous Hollywood sign.

This is The Tully Show.

I am your host, Mike Tully, joining me today,

a journalist and author whose most recent book shines a light on both the triumphs

and the city underbelly of an industry very near and dear to my heart,

entitled The Secret Life of Rosaries,

the dark miracle of the American supermarket.

Hello and welcome, Benjamin Moore.

Hey, so nice to be here.

Thank you for joining me.

I have been so excited.

I talked to people about books that are about no offense,

issues that kind of matter in the world,

and I'm like, when can I get through these

so I can talk to the guy about Trader Joe's?

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