I am tempted by way of our Monday Night Football preview to make some outlandish proclamation,

like if the Bengals win, I'll get Ryan Finley's initials tattooed on my arm.

I'm not that crazy, though.

I don't want to spend the next five hours worried that lightning could strike because it struck yesterday for the Jets.

So watch the game tonight. You never know what will happen.

Enjoy your day. See you tomorrow.

I am so glad. We were so close. So close. Last 30 seconds of PFT PM, I didn't give in to that devil on one shoulder that was saying, go ahead, have some fun.

Life is short.

I mean, I had things ricocheting through my brain like I'll shave my head.

And then I settled on the tattoo.

I would love that.

I'm just, I'm afraid if I shave my head, it won't grow back. That's my big fear. It's going to. Don't you worry there, Chia Pet. It will. I could tell you. It's going to go right back. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have the photo of the PFTPM Daily lineup where you are Mr. Chia Pet. You are the original Chia Pet model, so don't give me the Chia Pet thing.

All right. But, yeah, you know, I'm not going to claim that I had some sort of foreboding or gut feeling.

But the Steelers have played poorly. And for the Bengals, we've talked about this dynamic in the past.

Texans on Thanksgiving.

This is it.

This is their Super Bowl.

This is their playoff game.

This is the last time anybody is going to give a crap about the Bengals until

2021 September.

So go out and shoot your shot and play your game and hope for the best. And it worked. The Steelers stink. The Bengals pull it together for one night. And now things are extremely interesting, Chris, in the AFC North. By the way, good morning. It's PFT Live on Peacock Series XM21, NBCSN, Sky Sports NFL, 7 p.m. Prime Time for our friends in the UK and Ireland podcast, whatever, wherever, however. Good morning, Chris. It was an holloway game. I was entertained. That's all I'm looking for. I just want to be entertained when I watch a football game and I was entertained. Well, you're entertained, especially when you just think that one team is going to, you know, control the other team throughout. And then the game starts and you go, whoa, this doesn't look like what I expected. And then as it continues to play, the team that you thought was going to be dominant is, was really getting dominated in a lot of areas and certainly couldn't get

anything going or like what we expected to see. Steelers are reeling right now. I mean, there's no

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