Benevolent King Zan

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Episode #612: Another day under our overlord, Benevolent King Zan, of the Alpha Male Kingdom. He sits in his rocking chair and waxes poetic! VP Debate TCB Minus Mempho Hurricane Helene P. Diddy Bryan’s green pool PUA Zan! 10 Ways To Be An Alpha Male The Manosphere A bolo tie Daddy, help us get some pussay! What exists because of you? Some misogynistic views by Zan Rocking chairs Reverend John Zan Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can't just have one kid. Every only child I've ever known is weird. They're weird. I'll take a
0:05.4	weirdo. I'll take a little weirdo. Give me a little weirdo. Instead, I got three kids that somehow
0:10.8	all have the exact same villain origin story. Oh, you can't have one kid. They're not going to
0:16.7	have anybody to play with. They don't play together. They don't play together. They don't even
0:20.7	like each other. They're enemies. The closest they come to playing together is body slamming each other
0:25.4	on the nugget sofas. Okay? It's a fight club in here. Just have one and know some peace in your life.
0:35.1	On this episode of the commercial break
0:37.8	Bring me my phone so I may ring up thy pussy
0:41.9	Hello Barbara, are you available tonight?
0:46.3	It's on benevolent king of pussy.
0:50.1	Barbara, are you there?
0:52.2	Barbara?
0:53.0	This phone doesn't work.
0:55.5	Bring me another phone so I may ring Barbara back and get to thy pussy for the evening.
1:01.7	Barbara?
1:03.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:08.9	Yeah, boy.
1:10.6	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the fans of my walls, Chris and Joy, Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Back to you, Brian. I made you the nicer one. Yeah. As we're recording the VP debate last night, I'm over it. I'm officially over all of it. I know. Just get me to the voting booth. Let me do my duty as an American citizen and let's, and let World War III begin. Oh, hey. And let World War III begin. That's it. That's all I got to say.
1:44.8	I know.
1:45.2	I'm so over to text to do that last night.
1:47.0	Yeah.
1:47.8	I was like, I can't.
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