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What are you laughing?

I'm laughing because they're counting me in and Mike Ryan says as they're counting

I can't hear the numbers being counted in because Mike Ryan's last

words before the mics came on was, did you know there was a service where you can have a mystery

woman, you can pay to have a mystery woman cry at your funeral?

$500.

They stay silent the entire time, kind of in the background, an attractive lady from what is advertised, and they'll just cry.

Now, this could be really useful for some lonely types, or it could be one hell of a last prank to play on somebody.

Okay, now you're hiring this woman, so it's not like you're hiring her nurse so that people around think that you have a very attractive woman at your funeral. You're alive. You're hiring her.

So what is the purpose? The joke that I would play and really mess with somebody is, you know, family,

distraught. Your wife. I just primarily the joke is on your wife. Oh, the other person's wife the other person's wife. So maybe it's like your brother-in-law who passed away is your sister's husband and you're playing a prank on your sister? I have this relationship with you where you and I have been joshing each other the entire life, right? Not bad. Yeah, you know? Like one last rib. I'm going to have this attractive mystery woman cry at your funeral.

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