It's much more exciting to me when you get, you know, a group of people who are like coming up to you and really, really excited about it.

And then there are other people who walk out, just, I mean, literally saying that was the worst movie I've ever seen.

Having those two extremes to me is, you know, is the mark of the type of movie that I want to make.

Alrighty, folks, we're here to review Wake Up Dead Man.

It's the latest Knives Out mystery from director Ryan Johnson responsible for masterpieces like The Last Jedi

and Glass onion, both of which you could view my prior reviews.

Obviously, I love them.

It is filled with stupid characters and stupid writing,

and Ryan Johnson's a stupid, stupid man.

We'll get to that in a moment.

Wake up!

The latest Knives Out mystery from director Ryan Johnson.

Okay.

So, gigantic cast.

You look at this cast and you think this could be like an all-time great murder mystery, right?

This could be an Agatha Christie murder mystery.

You got Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc, the private detective.

And you have Josh O'Connor as

Judd D'Plentese, who is a priest and former boxer. Good actor, he's good. Glenn Close. You have

Josh Brolin, Milacunus, Jeremy Runner, Kerry Washington, Andrew Scott, a veritable wealth of riches,

a cornucopia. And somehow Ryan Johnson blows all of it.

I will say that the movie holds your interest.

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