Well, folks, I just got back from the theaters seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer.

I'm about to review both of them.

I'm going to tell you which one of these is the best blockbuster of 2023,

and which one is maybe the worst.

I bet I loved our movie, right, Ken?

For those of you who can't wait that long,

I'm going to give my review of the Barbie movie in the most Oppenheimer fashion.

What the f***?

Run.

So the things I do for my audience, my producers dragged me to go see Barbie, the movie. And

I have, I have thoughts. This video is sponsored by ExpressVPN. Let me begin with my

generalized assessment of the movie. This movie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled atop an entire dumpster on fire, piled atop a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. On every possible level, it is a horrific movie. The only thing that can be said for this film is production design.

The production design is really nice. The costumes are really nice. Also, it's really hard to screw that up. It's really hard to screw that up because you literally have this to model after. All you have to do is this, but big. Okay, it's really not tough. But put aside all of the beautiful costumes, which is there for the ladies, and all of the production design and the Barbie universe and all of that.

Every joke that happens in this film happens basically within the first 45 seconds of the film. So, for example, Barbie turns on the water and there's no water. Ooh, because you know, like in Barbie house, there's no actual water. Do you get it? And then she drinks, but there's no actual liquid in the actual, in the actual cup.

Oh my God, because she's a Barbie doll. Oh, I get it. Okay. That's all the jokes. There are no more jokes for the rest of the film. The movie's a show. Okay, so conceptually, the movie is a show. I want to ask this. Who is the intended audience for the film? Who's the intended audience for this film. So I'll tell you who the intended audience for this film is. And I can tell two ways.

One, the previews on the film and two, the people in the audience. So, the intended audience for this film? So I'll tell you who the intended audience for this film is. And I can tell two ways.

One, the previews on the film and two, the people in the audience. So the intended audience for this film is moms and their eight-year-old daughters. That's the intended audience for the film. I know because the previews for the film were all kids movies. I'm talking like G or PG-rated kids films. We're talking like teenage mutant ninja turtles or trolls four or whatever it is.

Those were all the previews, right?

All the previews are... or PG-rated kids films. We're talking like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Trolls 4 or whatever it is.

Those were all the previews, right? All the previews are actually directed at what the audience is supposed to be for this film. And if you look in the audience, it's a bunch of moms,

youngish moms, middle-aged moms with their like six, seven, eight-year-old girls.

That's the entire crew.

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