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Adam Carolla Show

Ben Schwartz + Jim Gaffigan (Carolla Classics)

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2026

⏱️ 184 minutes

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Summary

#1 ACS #789 (feat. Ben Schwartz, Alison Rosen, Bryan Bishop) (2012)


#2 ACS #777 (feat. Jim Gaffigan, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2012)


Hosted by Superfan Giovanni

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Krola Classics. I'm your host super fan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla show.

0:22.5

To obtain the full archive of the Adam Carolla show, please check out Adam Crolla's substack, Adamcrolla.com. There you'll find the ad-free archives of the Adamcora show, the Adam and Dr. Drew show, as well as the podcast, beat it out. And if you like to request a clip, please emails,

0:35.3

Classics at Adamcrawler.com.

0:36.8

We do get an overwhelming amount of requests for clips from Loveline

0:40.8

or the KLSX Adam Carolla show that ran from 2006 to 2009 for 715 episodes

0:46.8

that immediately preceded this podcast.

0:49.5

While we're not able to play those clips,

0:51.7

if you'd like to find more information on Loveline or the Kales X Adam Carolla show and the effort to save that lost media, please check out patreon.com slash Giovanni. There you'll find the most up-to-date information on the efforts to recover these shows and share them online. All right, let's get to the clips. Come to first, we have Adam Carolla Show 789 featuring Ben Schwartz, Allison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2012.

1:12.4

Ben is a killer guest who would later come on for episode 1,000, a really fun live episode.

1:17.0

This appearance might be equally as great. Hope you guys enjoy.

1:23.5

Good day, Bald Brian. You should know better. Adam's an idiot.

1:27.4

Good day, Allison Rosen. Hello, Adam Carolla. Hey, man. Legal Zoom, baby. Forbes magazine says small businesses and startups are going to get this economy back on track. It's about time. That's right. It's national start your business month. And by the way, we're running out of time. It's almost the end of the month. Almost the end of the month. Let's do your part. Let's go to legalzoom.com. Hurry, it ends this week. Legalzoom.com. Legal Zoom has helped thousands. Nay, 1,200s. Is that more? Yeah. Could be more.

2:01.8

Could be more.

2:03.0

Sounds like more.

2:04.4

I better work this one out.

2:10.7

Cabillions of contractors, stores, restaurants, even doctors get their business started.

2:11.2

That's right.

2:13.5

Legal Zoom saves you time, saves you money.

2:16.3

Total customer support is what they call it.

2:19.5

They also throw in free accounting software.

2:20.3

Right, Dawson?

2:24.7

Yeah, go to LegalZoom.com during the last week of National Start Your Business Month and save even more when you enter Adam in the referral box at checkout.

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