Ben Schwartz: Human Jack in the Box

Literally! With Rob Lowe

Stitcher & Team Coco

Society & Culture

4.7 • 12.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The questions and jokes fly when Ben Schwartz stops by Rob's pod. On today's episode you'll find out all about the NY vs LA hair drama, why Rob auditioned for Ace Ventura, and Ben breaks open his "Rejected Jokes" folder. All of this and some interesting bits on voice acting for Sonic! Got a question for Rob? Call our voicemail at (323) 570-4551. Yours could get featured on the show!

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0:00.0	Alright, Mr. Schwartz, first of all the hair is great as always, that's your signature.
0:04.3	Can I ask you this?
0:05.6	What if you woke up one day and you were losing your hair?
0:08.2	I think today's the day we figured it all out.
0:23.1	Hey everybody, it is literally and it is me.
0:26.6	Robbie J. Low.
0:28.5	No, no, I can't say that because it sounds like I'm doing a J-low bit, which I'm not.
0:31.9	I'm Roblo, I just plain.
0:33.2	I don't need to add anything to make me sound more pretentious.
0:38.6	Not that having a letter in your name makes you pretentious.
0:43.1	Today we have the great Ben Schwartz.
0:47.4	So funny, great guy, so accomplished.
0:51.8	This is one of those episodes that could have gone on for six hours because I know you're
0:55.4	on your treadmill right now and you only have like 45 minutes of working out, we didn't
1:00.2	do six hours.
1:01.9	But what we did is great and it's coming out right now.
1:08.2	Let's face it, your career is predicated on your hair.
1:10.5	Mine's on my face, I get it, I don't deny it anymore, fuck it.
1:13.5	I'm owning it.
1:14.5	If I shaved my head, would I get rolls?
1:16.4	Probably not.
1:17.4	Yeah, I think I'd probably be the end.
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