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Hey, it's Kat and Pat and welcome to Seek Treatment! A podcast about boy-sax fucking dating and love after all. Oh my god. I feel amongst the craziest stuff of our pal. Do we just share what's happening?

We actually have two. We are currently on the news. Someone is here filming a dog about our life. But specifically, my life. Sometimes you people could call that our life. Yeah, we're definitely sure we're doing it. I think it's very cool. I consider my family my family. My friends, my friends, which is so important. And my fans. My fans.

Wow. What is going on? Okay, I was psychobic because I did take a newbie here from 2.5 miles away. It did take 43 minutes. It was crazy. The girl that was in my Uber pool. It was in my office. Don't even talk to me. Stop. Okay. What are you doing? Because it was a new rapport, but we went right from my place to here. How did you swing that?

I'm a bitch and I get what I want in this town. How can I do my new cover of my song? I want to share you want to do that on the board? Yeah, sure.

I love that. Yeah, I love that. I also took an Ube here. We seem less. Seamless. I had to pick up my cat in the street in an enormous VG water.

It makes me look like a huge asshole. I don't know if I should say this for a crush of the week, but I fall fully in love this week with someone I met for eight seconds.

Okay, save it. I'm going to save it, but now you know what's coming. Then I'm going to talk about it. I cannot wait. I absolutely having a full. I feel like I'm getting sick. I need to, has anyone seen my house keys? No. This is what I'm getting at. I'm going to play it in my life right now where I can't find my house.

I can't find my house keys. And I need to find them. And for all I know they could be in Los Angeles, California, or you're going to even ask me about my trip.

I feel I'm saying because the news is I know that's why I feel crazy. I can't even. I keep like giving side. I do the news, but whatever.

The news is obsessed with us. I can say something. What? The industry refuses to recognize me. No, the industry refuses. That's totally fine because I'm like 47 and like finally having my moment. I can finally say. Yeah, we're going to

spend our I can finally say things like it took so long to get here. But now that I'm here, I'm so glad. I didn't have successful as young. Yeah, because it's made me like. And people would die for that.

Do you know what I'm scared of being one of those people who like get success so late? Like she's like 50 and they're like.

Wow, like everyone's like she deserves it. I'm like God. I don't want to deserve it. I want to just get it. You know what I'm literally going to be.

What? Literally I'm going to be the Susan Boyle of gay comedy. I am. It's my lot live.

Okay.

Which I'm with which is beautiful. How is your trip to L?

My trip to L was brief, gorgeous, beautiful. I got back last night just like jetting to L on the new.

Addicted. So I jet to L. Get back yesterday early evening. I'm like, I'm going to do this quick show. Go to bed. Cut to 2 a.m.

I'm like in the rain, banging on my door, trying to get into my apartment. I don't know my house keys.

I feel that was what four hours ago. What time is it? It's like 7 a.m. and I am exaggerating. I am.

I am. Okay. I had a worst of all world situation last night. Shopped in the show.

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