Hello, hello, hello, hello, welcome back.

That's really scary, we're not going to do that anymore, I promise.

Welcome back to the I'm Was Dodd Podcast.

I am Ben, of the week.

And I feel maybe a blood clot in my neck right now.

The second I started this episode, I just felt a little pain.

And I rationally will think sometimes and I'll be like, oh, that's definitely a blood clot going to my brain.

And it is going to hit my brain and then I will die.

And then someone is going to have to edit this podcast and it'll probably be really traumatizing to watch.

So today on the podcast and the pod.

Today I have a topic that I feel like a lot of a lot of us, a lot of y'all, a lot of we, a lot of we,

me's can relate to and that is phone addiction, internet addiction, dictionary addiction.

I wonder if anyone has ever been like addicted to the dictionary, like, like, imagine if you've ever been addicted to anything,

like, like Minecraft or well, I guess there's a lot of things other than Minecraft that people are addicted to,

but me personally, the only one that I can relate to is Minecraft.

Anyways, what I was saying was like, I wonder if like, imagine waking up in the morning and all you can think about.

All that is like running through your mind is the dictionary.

You're like thinking about all the juicy, succulent words that are, that are just like waiting to be installed in your brain.

They're so interesting. They're so, they're so marvelous.

Like, there has to be someone out there who's gotten addicted to the dictionary because like, listen, we didn't have,

okay, they had to be the 1700s when they invented drugs.

What did they do before that?

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