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🗓️ 13 November 2024
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Fitzdog Radio, the post-election edition. |
0:12.4 | Will you hear a lot of politics? |
0:14.2 | No, you will not. |
0:16.8 | And I've gotten shit from listeners who write in and go, how dare you not speak out right now? |
0:24.1 | Is that why you listen? Is that why you've tuned in over the years to Fitzdog Radio to hear my pithy political insights? |
0:31.3 | I hope not. I don't know enough about it. |
0:35.1 | I know that my friend Kyle McGovern is now a state Supreme Court justice in New York. |
0:42.3 | Congratulations and shoutout. I mentioned him last week. He won. I got friends in, I got friend in high places. |
0:50.8 | Friend, period. And God knows, I'm going to start speeding on the hutchinson river parkway |
0:57.9 | and the major degan uh fuck him i know i know judge mcgovern now i'm very happy for him i'm very proud |
1:06.7 | of him he's a dear friend and a good man otherwise i, I don't know. I went to Philly the day |
1:14.3 | after the election. I did shows they're all weekend. And, you know, I told them, I said, look, |
1:19.5 | Philly, Pennsylvania's a swing state. And you guys didn't really, you didn't swing. They didn't |
1:24.6 | swing at all. They just dangled, like flaccid, like a flaccid penis. They just dangled. |
1:35.1 | And I've just watched the Democrats this week point fingers, a lot of blaming. How could we lose against this guy? Well, because we didn't have a message. |
1:48.0 | You know, there was a failure to, uh, there was a failure to understand that there's no Latino |
1:55.0 | vote, period. It's not a vote. It is millions of people. Many of them have been here for generations and they own |
2:03.0 | businesses. And then you got people that showed up on Tuesday. And guess what the older Latinos want? |
2:12.8 | No new fucking Latinos. Did we not figure that out? Did we not figure that out when the Irish did it in the late 19th century, when the Italians did it in the early 20th century, when the Jews, German Jews got here. |
2:27.0 | And then they later kept out the non-Jewish Jews. |
2:30.4 | They didn't want the Russian Jews. |
2:33.0 | That's America. |
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