Ben Almost Died?!

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Mazel Morons! This week, Ben recounts his self-inflicted near-death experience, Josh admits to full-body code-switching at Equinox, and together, we pitch insurance for EVERYTHING. Plus: we weigh in on the new Pope, unpack Jewish mob lore, and finally start The Sopranos 25 years late. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout. Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYS Head to livemomentous.com and use code GOODGUYS for 35% off your first subscription Switch to Mint and new customers can get half off an Unlimited plan until February 2. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars what are you nuts what are you nuts
0:23.6	they're the good guys they're not the great guys
0:27.6	phooges so good or good good guys
0:31.6	Benny and Joshy Joshy and Benny nicks are down a game and this is not good.
0:38.5	Benny and Joshy, I almost died this morning.
0:41.2	Benny and Joshy, the Knicks are also bad.
0:44.3	Benny and Joshy, Ben, I wasn't sure whether you were speaking in hyperbole or you were being serious.
0:49.0	It's hard to tell tone through text.
0:51.2	Josh, I almost died this morning.
0:53.2	Okay.
0:53.7	And the worst part, and the worst part, it was a hundred
0:56.1	percent self-inflicted. All right. Say more or less and all the things. I'm going to go into
1:01.5	crisscross applesauce. Okay. Because I want to fucking gossip. No, I want to yank to right now.
1:08.3	I have to like dig deep for my great, great storytelling.
1:13.2	Before that, can you tell the flexibility on my hip flexors?
1:16.8	Are you jealous and could you do this right now?
1:19.3	I'm not jealous at all.
1:20.1	Do you understand that my hips that way are like literally unbelievable?
1:23.5	I can't because of the shape of this.
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