Ben Almost Died?!

Good Guys

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Mazel Morons! This week, Ben recounts his self-inflicted near-death experience, Josh admits to full-body code-switching at Equinox, and together, we pitch insurance for EVERYTHING. Plus: we weigh in on the new Pope, unpack Jewish mob lore, and finally start The Sopranos 25 years late. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars what are you nuts what are you nuts
0:23.6	they're the good guys they're not the great guys
0:27.6	phooges so good or good good guys
0:31.6	Benny and Joshy Joshy and Benny nicks are down a game and this is not good.
0:38.5	Benny and Joshy, I almost died this morning.
0:41.2	Benny and Joshy, the Knicks are also bad.
0:44.3	Benny and Joshy, Ben, I wasn't sure whether you were speaking in hyperbole or you were being serious.
0:49.0	It's hard to tell tone through text.
0:51.2	Josh, I almost died this morning.
0:53.2	Okay.
0:53.7	And the worst part, and the worst part, it was a hundred
0:56.1	percent self-inflicted. All right. Say more or less and all the things. I'm going to go into
1:01.5	crisscross applesauce. Okay. Because I want to fucking gossip. No, I want to yank to right now.
1:08.3	I have to like dig deep for my great, great storytelling.
1:13.2	Before that, can you tell the flexibility on my hip flexors?
1:16.8	Are you jealous and could you do this right now?
1:19.3	I'm not jealous at all.
1:20.1	Do you understand that my hips that way are like literally unbelievable?
1:23.5	I can't because of the shape of this.
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