This is a head gum podcast.

This ain't that long term vision and ambassador.

This is time to get that cake quicker than sexton.

If you're about that, that's money sensation.

It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion.

Howdy folks and welcome to another episode of Twinivation, the podcast for your schemes, dreams,

misdemeans, conscripts, hustles.

Any way you're making that money, we're here to help you.

And as always, I'm joining by my shifting nifty,

evil twin brother, El Hefe the Shefe, Jeff Rosenberg.

This train's about to go off the rails.

Chew, Chew.

And of course, we're joined by the Dame von Dutch herself.

She's on a Rosenberg.

Hello.

And you know that sound.

This episode brought to you by Alagash, White, Portland's very own.

Oh, boy, dear.

Oh, she's a tall boy.

Is that one of those IPAs or Pilsner?

Jeff, great question.

This is actually a Belgian-style wheat beer, even though it's brewed in Portland.

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