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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Below Deck Sailing Yacht: 0409 “Love Boat"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Capt. Glenn dresses up for the guests' theme night, pleasing them at dinner. He hopes his participation helps correct a "jewelry theft" hiccup and is on top of his crew to make sure these women have the best trip of their lives. Unbeknownst to Mads, Gary struggles with how he's actually feeling about Colin and Daisy hooking up for the first time. Colin learns that Gary has broken "bro code" once again === --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE?  JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true and Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt!  SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, I'm Emma Guns host of the Emma Gun show where every week I chat with my

0:05.2

guests about the life lessons they've learned from going through the tough stuff. This month

0:09.7

I'm working with Fitbit and their Versa 4 smartwatch to celebrate the small everyday

0:13.8

winds we accomplish whilst working towards a bigger goal. Right now I'm focusing on

0:18.2

getting better sleep so I thought I'd share my little wind from this morning with you.

0:22.6

My sleep has been a bit patchy lately but with the help of my Versa 4 I am beginning

0:26.4

to see the patterns of a good night's sleep versus a bad one and in making changes accordingly.

0:31.4

And last night I managed to achieve my highest sleep score yet and woke up ready to take

0:36.4

on the day. You can find out more about Fitbit and the Versa 4 smartwatch at Fitbit.com.

0:56.4

Alright Poodle, close your eyes. I hate doing this especially starting off. This is stupid.

1:06.5

Like you can't I'm just closing my eyes and we're doing this remotely. We get into it.

1:12.8

No one can tell them closing my eyes. I don't care close your eyes. Fine.

1:18.3

Okay, take a deep breath because you might need it for this one. Alright, so just

1:24.5

imagine I want you to think about think about the best dick you probably have had all

1:31.9

in all of your 30s. Okay. What was his name? Stupid name come to mind. Oh, what I don't

1:42.0

even I can't remember his name. I can never remember any other names. Okay. Well, so close

1:47.8

your eyes. I think it was like Dave. Oh no Dave Mark. It was David Dave David or David.

1:55.1

Dave Dave. So close your eyes. Yeah. And imagine Dave. Remember Dave. Remember Dave, the

2:03.1

way he the way he held you the way he. None of that. You threw me around. Yeah. While

2:08.7

I was getting there. It looked you in the eye. Yeah. Told you you were trash whenever he

2:13.5

was about to come. There you go. All that kind of stuff. Just spit on your face and said

2:18.3

pick, pick, pick. Oh sweet nothings in my ear. So imagine that remember all of that.

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