Below Deck Sailing Yacht: 0404 "Lazy Daisy"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Capt. Glenn insists a stew go on all excursions; Daisy is frustrated after learning she's a stew down while the deck team goofed off on the eFoils; chef Ileisha's perfectionism is thrown off when she faces her greatest fear in the galley. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you think that Justin Guarani is just like hanging around at night, you know, he's
0:25.4	married with children and just goes text on his phone, hey Kelly, whatcha up to? Did they just
0:35.7	like text to me? Like I just saw, I just saw your commercials on or they say I just saw that
0:41.5	they just send each other YouTube videos. Yeah, he said, hey, I just ordered something from Wayfair
0:46.1	Kelly. I thought of you. Yes, that is my dream. I want to be friends. I want to be friends. When they
0:53.2	see one another, they're very kind and happy to see one another because really no one knows,
0:59.9	no one knows what the other experience more than those two. They're kind of bonded. They are
1:05.6	bonded and I'm going to say this. I'm normally not the shame keeper on this show for our listeners.
1:10.8	That normally is that me? Yeah, it's you. And I'm going to say this for those of you who didn't know
1:18.1	Justin Guarani was a big shame on you. Get that bell. Shame. I don't care how old you are. You
1:27.5	should know the first American idol cat. I didn't watch that season and I knew it was 20 years ago.
1:38.7	And I think you're leveling my argument. And I think no one knew who he was five years after.
1:44.1	Sadly, which is sad because he's extremely talented. Very. He was in musical theater and
1:52.6	and he still looks good. I think he still looks good as an age. We need to move on because
1:58.6	I really I thought way too much time about the fact that just talk to each other. Hey,
2:03.6	Salis, your mom's birthday. Tell her I said hi. I really hope that for them. I don't know why I
2:10.3	want that. And you know, they probably don't text every day, but like every like six months or
2:16.0	like maybe they text each other on the day of the American Idol finale. Like they watch. No,
2:22.9	like of the day that Kelly Clarkson won. But then that was probably the day that Justin lost. So maybe
2:29.0	I don't think there were texting that day. I think that's not when they bonded. I think they bonded
2:34.4	when they made from Justin to Kelly. They had to go on tour. And they got people don't realize
2:40.2	they got fucking nothing from doing all that. I know. We need to move on because no one gives a
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