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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Below Deck Sailing Yacht: 0401 "Parsi-FAIL"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Back on board Parsifal III in Sardinia, Italy, Capt. Glenn is poised for his smoothest sail yet -- until he isn't; Daisy comes back ready to prove she knows what she's doing as a chief stew; chief engineer Colin is determined to avoid a boat romance. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt!  SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah, Alex, I just want to sit here. I'm gonna paint your knee. You're like the hottest guy I've ever seen. You know, like it's not that's not my knee. My

0:11.3

Put your hand in lower my sister's like the RC parts to one of the family and she gets everyone comments on my sister and it's

0:20.0

the whole way. You're your legs really smooth right here. Yeah, that's my butthole. Please my knee right here.

0:28.3

Oh, okay. Okay. Can you chunk me in? You're just lay with me for a minute. Please. I'll pay you.

0:50.0

I'll pay you like a lot of them. German boys. When she was painting his knee. Oh, I lost it when she just says, I

1:08.3

sister's the RC parts they would. And that's where Alex got the idea for an only fans. He's fucking hot. Jesus.

1:20.6

When you saw him, you're like, there we go. Poodle's gonna love him. I he is really hot. I will say he also knows it. He probably isn't hot to you

1:30.8

because you grew up with them. But I do think chances hot too. Not as hot as Alex. But when he took off that shirt and had all those tattoos, I

1:37.3

leaned in. He's a corn fed South Carolina boy. He's from Charleston. Not a big dick. No, no, actually it's it's nice though. It's not it's not huge, but it's nice.

1:50.0

I still I would gladly. I still think Collins got the dick of the crew.

1:57.7

Same thing. Colin. Oh, yo, this is below dick sailing yacht. BDSM. BDSM. Welcome. No, BDSY. What are I saying? BDSM. Oh, sorry, I just just rolls up the tongue. Yeah. Kind of the only way you can say it.

2:17.1

Yeah, this is season four. We're back. This is episode one of season four. Parse of fail. Parse of fail. If you're new to reality gay.

2:28.0

Are you new? Where you been? We cover 90 day fiance. We cover love after lock up. We cover other shit. We also dick. Love is blind and stacy. Yes. Below deck is something we cover and it is back. We're very excited for sailing yacht. Um, we're two weeks off.

2:45.1

We did. If you want to listen to this episode commercial free or ad free ad free for what poodle? Your pleasure. For your pleasure. If you want to listen to sad free, you can join reality

2:57.2

gays plus at the $8 tier and you get love after lock up all of our cringes shows. You get love is blind and you get all of our free feed shows.

3:06.2

Add free. You even get at the $15 level. You get a YouTube live with us. Yes. The poodle is sometimes not clothed.

3:15.5

No, you know, the the $45 tier, you might get one of my nipples if you're lucky. The $45 tier, which is yet to be expanded upon. That'll be a little more.

3:26.6

I we're not doing a $45 tier. You keep trying like three times now. I've logged into our patreon and I see that you've added it.

3:33.8

I've tried. Instead of come at me, he wants to name it the come on.

3:38.3

Come on each year. And I'm like, no, I think I'm just trying to cross to cross promote my two my my two loves. Yeah.

3:48.7

I'm not in jail. I'm not in reality. Well, you know, that those aren't far off. The $45 tier will be 21 or above.

3:59.9

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