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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Below Deck Sailing Yacht: 0315 "Salty Seaman"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Chef Marcos attempts to power through another stellar dinner while dealing with some devastating news; the weather conditions intensify, forcing the deck crew to attempt to avoid another running-aground scenario. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay Bravo and the people who write these titles y'all gonna start coming for our gig

0:20.7

you can't you can't do a salty semen joke that's the joke there's no way we

0:31.6

could even play it that's not a suggestive joke we can't even riff off that

0:35.5

no you're just saying that's just saying come drench twink yeah come far

0:42.1

exactly what are we gonna do with that season finale blotic sailing yacht

0:46.0

come fart diaries and then the guest to this is the same in cup I'm like fuck

0:53.7

y'all didn't give us anything to do and this is when some of those moms turn to

0:57.9

their children who they let their kids listen to the show and they say I'm

1:01.0

sorry I but I I had this below deck sailing yacht I had to take issue with this

1:07.8

because I think not that I'm prudish by any means by no means but by

1:14.2

salty semen even though you were spelling it that way come on come on I got I just

1:22.0

kind of went oh my I read it and I my mouth watered a little bit a little bit

1:26.4

yeah sometimes semen isn't salty sometimes it's downright sweet if they eat a

1:33.4

lot of coconut you can tail well I told you my my ex used to tell me he could

1:38.1

eat mine on top of ice cream and this is when the rest of the mothers turned

1:44.4

to their children said you were right this is gross I'm gonna stop listening

1:49.3

y'all this is below deck they're taste though um that was the least of it

1:55.2

below deck sailing yacht season three episode 15 the low dick salty semen BDSM

2:01.2

okay it was at 15 we're getting towards the end do we have any announcements

2:07.7

live shows y'all come see us live on the road we're finalize a Columbus stuff

2:12.5

right now I was doing it just today um big news about our San Diego show it's

2:18.0

going to celebrate our 10 million the download or listen or whatever you're

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