BELOW DECK Sailing Yacht: 0314 "Smashley"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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After ending another charter on a high note, the crew are raring to go for a night on the town; Ashley swears she'll stay out of Gary's and Scarlett's boatmance. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen Ashley, if you want to be second through and move ahead in life, what was that?
0:21.8	You would say, second two, second two, having sex with the crew has repercussions.
0:27.5	That was a terrible average act.
0:30.3	That's great.
0:31.3	I didn't just got it, though.
0:33.1	Poodle, when have you ever had sex with the quote unquote crew?
0:38.2	And it's right.
0:39.8	She is right.
0:40.8	I know what she said that, that your face just with sex with the crew has repercussions.
0:48.5	Poodle makes this face where it looks like he suddenly smells shit on the end of his nose
0:52.4	where he goes, oh, yeah, I did that too.
0:57.0	It's the Lucille ball.
0:58.0	Ooooooooh, face.
1:00.0	I've been there too, although I didn't, I'm more, I tried to sleep with them and they didn't
1:04.6	want to sleep with me.
1:06.0	God, I want to just sleep with my manager at Gap so bad.
1:09.0	I fucked the staff a lot.
1:10.7	That was a problem.
1:11.7	Wherever I was.
1:12.7	I never did.
1:14.2	Yeah.
1:15.2	I tried.
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