BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN: 0704 "Skeletons In the Cabin"
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I can't eat spicy food because it burns my asshole. |
| 0:24.6 | You know what? But that's true when poodle is going to have sex and I fart when I laugh. |
| 0:35.8 | So maybe that's a gay thing. I've done it on video here. |
| 0:40.3 | I just like it. It's like an unprompted. We're talking about spicy stuff. He's like, I can't |
| 0:44.9 | eat spicy food. It burns my asshole. He does have no filter in a glorious wonderful |
| 0:49.6 | way. I like it very much. And I like that. Although I'm ready. |
| 0:55.6 | It's a great interior statement. It is. Except for Tosh completely fucking around |
| 1:01.2 | with the chef's consciousness. To her not defense. It's not really defense. I don't think |
| 1:12.2 | she realized that Dave is clinically depressed. He really is. |
| 1:18.4 | When you said you can't stop the thoughts in his head daily. You can only sleep two hours. |
| 1:24.2 | Yeah Dave. That's depression, anxiety. They're going to have to get him off that boat. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah. I don't know if he's going to make this whole we're on episode four. |
| 1:33.5 | You're right. I don't think he realized. I don't think she realized that he was going |
| 1:40.6 | to be such heavy lifting to hook up with. Yes. Yeah. |
| 1:44.1 | And so although although he keeps saying she agreed that we would be quiet the first |
| 1:52.3 | week. Then we would tell everyone we'd been seeing each other. So it does seem like |
| 1:57.6 | it's more serious. Remember the guy I hooked up with that brought over his toothbrush, the |
| 2:05.0 | electric toothbrush. His toothbrush and his toilet tree basket. I didn't expect that. |
| 2:12.5 | I think that. Whoa. I was not prepared for that. But we did have skin to skin. We did. |
| 2:23.2 | But I don't think she was prepared for this. I agree. I think it kind of is like like when |
| 2:31.4 | they have this is jumping to heaven when she has that conversation. She's like, are you |
| 2:35.0 | okay? And he says, yeah, I shouldn't whisper because no one here. She says, are you okay? |
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