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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN: 0704 "Skeletons In the Cabin"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

The chef and chief stew have an icy stand-off; the guests are disappointed when incoming weather forces the boat back to the marina; Captain Sandy is faced with a shocking career first after a crew member makes a mistake during the docking. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I can't eat spicy food because it burns my asshole.

0:24.6

You know what? But that's true when poodle is going to have sex and I fart when I laugh.

0:35.8

So maybe that's a gay thing. I've done it on video here.

0:40.3

I just like it. It's like an unprompted. We're talking about spicy stuff. He's like, I can't

0:44.9

eat spicy food. It burns my asshole. He does have no filter in a glorious wonderful

0:49.6

way. I like it very much. And I like that. Although I'm ready.

0:55.6

It's a great interior statement. It is. Except for Tosh completely fucking around

1:01.2

with the chef's consciousness. To her not defense. It's not really defense. I don't think

1:12.2

she realized that Dave is clinically depressed. He really is.

1:18.4

When you said you can't stop the thoughts in his head daily. You can only sleep two hours.

1:24.2

Yeah Dave. That's depression, anxiety. They're going to have to get him off that boat.

1:30.0

Yeah. I don't know if he's going to make this whole we're on episode four.

1:33.5

You're right. I don't think he realized. I don't think she realized that he was going

1:40.6

to be such heavy lifting to hook up with. Yes. Yeah.

1:44.1

And so although although he keeps saying she agreed that we would be quiet the first

1:52.3

week. Then we would tell everyone we'd been seeing each other. So it does seem like

1:57.6

it's more serious. Remember the guy I hooked up with that brought over his toothbrush, the

2:05.0

electric toothbrush. His toothbrush and his toilet tree basket. I didn't expect that.

2:12.5

I think that. Whoa. I was not prepared for that. But we did have skin to skin. We did.

2:23.2

But I don't think she was prepared for this. I agree. I think it kind of is like like when

2:31.4

they have this is jumping to heaven when she has that conversation. She's like, are you

2:35.0

okay? And he says, yeah, I shouldn't whisper because no one here. She says, are you okay?

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