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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN: 0608 "At Your Lack of Service"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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After striking out with Malia, his supervisor on deck, David navigates awkward waters; with a new charter underway, it's Courtney's turn on service leaving Lexi in laundry and Katie picking up the slack. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This Christmas, discover the Whitney Houston story you never knew.

0:04.4

Wait, how about it? It's all in the same name.

0:07.2

From the writer of Bohemian rap city.

0:09.0

This is what they want.

0:10.0

America's sweetheart.

0:11.0

You won't give it to them.

0:12.0

She has to watch me.

0:14.0

I want to dance with somebody only in simmas from Boxing Day.

0:38.0

I'm activated.

0:40.0

Like, Lindsey.

0:42.0

The speech set me off.

0:44.0

I talked about traffic, y'all, and roads being closed.

0:48.0

They closed my road.

0:49.0

And it was hard for food, y'all, and his neighbor above him.

0:53.0

I think she was fucking her boyfriend in the bath and they got water all over the floor.

0:58.0

And it ran into the apartment.

1:00.0

She said, y'all, hashtag prayers for poodle.

1:03.0

Prayers for poodle.

1:04.0

It has been a rough four or five days.

1:07.0

Just stupid shit.

1:09.0

Stupid, stupid, stupid, y'all.

1:12.0

First of all, this is below deck season six episode eight.

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