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Y'all, this is a very special, very like very like I feel like we should have the special music

Remember when you watch like don't drink or like the Oscars music. Yes. Yes. We should have Janelle Monet do a do or know the Ariana De Bo's do a medley right now. Yes.

Hailey did the thing. Hailey did the thing. Y'all this is below deck and we are here with Hailey from below.

Hailey. Hello big ass big happy tits. Good.

She's kind of like like in person y'all she's kind of like the glamorous version of the female Gremlin.

Like the really like the really like the human version of the girl Gremlin.

I'm going to take that. She was pretty hot to be really pretty red hair. Well yeah it's pretty because I'm not on a boat with terrible air conditioning and no airbrush.

So you know I feel like I'm looking a bit better than I did. This is not a zoom interview for you y'all. No. This bitch is in my apartment in your living room. Yes. I mean there were we were going to do it my place but it was we needed we had to clean up.

Yeah. There was an orgy in there earlier. I wouldn't mind it that. I will say I have had an orgy in this living room and this is still gayer. That little no no.

No. I don't know. I am the guy of the better. Yes. Yes. It just start off with that. We're just going to jump and go.

And we might have a special guest later. Yes. We might have some even more gayness here. We'll surprise y'all with.

But I just want to say as a super gay person. Like as soon as you jumped on soon as you came on the boat we went oh this is our people.

I was like did she come off footballers wives like that's not the first time I've had that that style of the the brits have like the only way is Essex and that style of big personality big reality TV.

Yeah. That's what you're bringing to I don't think we've had someone this outrageous in a while and I love it.

So like footballers wife with the voice of a London taxi driver. Yes. That's where we're going. That's where we're going.

Okay. Cool. That's me. We've had a lot of me. Mousy girls from the Nalls. You know a lot of a lot of those. Yes.

But no one I we were talking about this too that you and Fraser and and some of the other Brits on the show.

You go to the filthiest thing possible. And and people and we have Brits who listen to like that's how we're raised.

And it's so inappropriate. And it's we don't think anything of it either it's completely natural behavior for us to just talk about something completely vile and in such a casual manner.

And first thing in the morning. Does matter what time it is it's just part of the British banter really.

At the one point Fraser said yes and I laid my cock on her vagina.

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