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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Below Deck Down Under: 0112 "Yachtie or Nice?"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Jason's investigation of the deck team presents him with a difficult decision; Magda finds herself in hot water when she gets caught on the phone again; charter guests request a holiday party that calls for Culver and Aesha to dress up. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

0:21.9

Welcome to the below deck down under Christmas spectacular!

0:27.9

We've got the entire deck crew!

0:29.9

We've got Culver, we've got Captain Jason, we've got an Emo Benny and a special guest star, A Shabbar Rain Deer!

0:40.1

I shed the rain, that's Friday!

0:44.1

I don't wanna show my bandipples to the carnigasts!

0:50.1

I'm just gonna pull the, the, the, the, the, the pull the laps!

0:54.0

It's not gonna be creepy at all!

0:56.4

I'm gonna wear a bunch of rains and live in my mouth!

0:59.3

On second thought, Christmas is cancelled!

1:03.6

This was a truly kinky Christmas party!

1:07.4

Were you kind of, didn't one of the, the Carlton, the guest was into it?

1:12.3

Oh yeah!

1:13.2

The name made Christmas so questionable to me!

1:16.8

Were you into it?

1:17.7

No!

1:18.3

Good!

1:18.9

I don't, I don't think there's anything sexy about Christmas.

1:22.6

I, I, I, I, that is sexy Santa, give me a package or two.

1:27.8

It's again, I don't think, I don't, I didn't think I was into it, but I was.

1:34.4

I'm really not though actually.

1:35.9

I just, there's a lot of things you can make sexual to us today.

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