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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Below Deck: 1017 "Oh Captain, My Captain" with Hollywood Lian from EVERYONE IS TERRIBLE

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

St. David sets off for the final charter of the season; Fraser is terrified of the new bodybuilder charter guests but learns a valuable lesson about not judging a book by its cover. Find all things Hollywood Lian here: https://podcasts.apple.com/sg/podcast/everyone-is-terrible/id1526720430 https://www.instagram.com/everyoneisterriblepod WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt!  SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh Captain, my captain, our fearful trip is done.

0:23.0

The ship has weathered every rack.

0:26.6

The prize we sought is one.

0:31.0

The port is near.

0:32.3

The bell is high here.

0:33.3

The people all exulting.

0:35.4

While follow eyes, the steady keel, the vessel grim, and daring.

0:40.4

That isn't rhyme, Walt Whitman.

0:44.0

Queen, eat my cuder.

0:47.3

That's the way that ended.

0:48.9

I can't believe you did that when we have a guest.

0:52.0

The one episode where a blow deck where we have a guest, and you just did some pretentious

0:56.8

poem.

0:57.8

The episode was called Oh Captain, my captain.

1:00.3

And it's not a pretentious poem.

1:01.3

It's a very famous poem by Walt Whitman.

1:03.6

Y'all this is a big bag.

1:05.8

Yes, it's below deck.

1:07.8

And speaking of just a lot of facts, we got three of them here today because it's me,

1:12.1

it's Poodle and Hollywood Leigh and from everyone is terrible.

1:16.4

Welcome, Leigh.

1:18.4

Sorry, should we call you by your Christian name, Hollywood?

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