Below Deck: 1009 "Diary of a Deckie"
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So Camille, come in here. Come here. Let's sand, sand talk to you. |
| 0:23.0 | Sand, sand, sand. Like sand, sand. Right Cam. You look a little upset. Cross. |
| 0:27.7 | You know I am. Oh, no, it's not happening. It's happening. It's happening. What? It's like when I, |
| 0:35.8 | it's kind of like when it's like when ma'am told Webster when he was being |
| 0:45.3 | punished for getting in that clock too many times. Yeah. |
| 0:48.3 | Honey Camille, you've gotten in that clock a lot. What? You've gotten in the clock |
| 0:52.7 | too many times. I watched. Ma'am told you not to go in this ma'am, this me. I told you |
| 0:59.2 | not to go in that clock when I called you to eat your supper and you didn't do it. |
| 1:04.5 | So I'm gonna let you go Camille. What? I know. Do you not like me? I don't know where, |
| 1:09.2 | right? Yeah. Do you hate me? No, you're the best person ever. You're the best, |
| 1:13.5 | you're one of the best people I've ever had on the ship. Really? You have my |
| 1:16.8 | department's head, say, oh, yeah. I talked to all of them. They convinced me to let you go. |
| 1:23.5 | So it's, get some co-boodles for you. This is debauchery. Get off the boat now. Okay. |
| 1:32.3 | It's not me. I keep you on if I can. I like to give chance after chance after chance after chance. |
| 1:38.7 | Can't do that. The department has won't work with you anymore. Can't have you on my boat. |
| 1:45.3 | Not my choice. Not my choice. Debachiery. This is debachiery to the honest. This is below deck. |
| 1:52.1 | Diary of a decade, decade, decade. Deckey. Deckey. Season 10 episode nine. |
| 1:57.5 | This is an encore episode for Rehoncore episode. That's what we're calling it an encore. |
| 2:01.8 | Yeah. An hour reprise. Is it an encore? It's more like a reprise. |
| 2:05.9 | Oh, no, it's called a fuck up. Tell the, tell the listening audience what happened. |
| 2:15.3 | Well, I was taken care of my dad who has fake cans. Not anymore. |
| 2:20.6 | I can't use that one. Yeah. Not anymore. |
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