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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

BELOW DECK 0914: "We Made It, Ya Slags"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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An exhausted Rachel takes out her frustrations on Heather as she struggles to focus during the last dinner service; long-simmering tensions amongst the crew come to light during the crew's final night out. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.7

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0:14.4

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0:20.6

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0:50.6

Remember y'all you can fuck up whatever you want as far as your dessert goes but but remember pretentious white people love cherries jubilee

1:00.6

I swear to God this is true people will good people will cream themselves over cherries jubilee at any moment give me something flaming

1:10.6

I'm that too. Did you bring your nails? Oh yeah I was going through I was cleaning out and what colors I didn't want so I was just

1:18.6

Paint different colors on my nails to see which ones I liked or not they don't look pretty I was just slapping them on there to see I'm glad you did this so it's going to distract the fuck out of me I'm great I've been wearing them the whole time now you have it that I've got here

1:31.6

Yeah, but I haven't seen it because I've been here for 30 minutes you're not gesticulating your hands wildly oh well great thanks for distracting me I'm not responsible for the way I behave today

1:42.6

And you're already on cold medicine animal cold medicine because I sound like a be Arthur will you have to get used to it because I like it I want to although I'll take I'll take my nail polish off before I go back to Oklahoma because I really will say what's going on Matthew yeah you can have to do that was he

1:59.6

his nails. Is he becoming a woman? Is he waiting to do this till his dad died? And

2:04.7

now is that what he's doing? Oh my God. That's exactly what the gossip would be.

2:10.6

Exactly what the gossip would be. No as soon as she said that I'm like yeah that kind

2:14.0

of tracks. Yeah.

2:18.5

You know I'm glad he's doing what he needs to do but I'm glad his father's dead. God

2:23.5

can't see it. He was already gay. That was a nuff-real Chelsea. Anyway I've never had

2:29.5

cherries Jubilee. Is it actually good? Yeah. What is cherries Jubilee? It's like a cherries

2:36.9

dessert with like I still want to serve usually on ice cream and it's flaming usually with some kind

2:42.0

of look-er. Oh yeah. You know there's a drag queen named cherry Jubilee. I'm sure there are.

2:47.4

There are then somebody messed it up. Then something's going wrong. Yo this is below dick. This is

2:52.9

below dick. The finale of below dick. And that's what Rachel started. We made it. Yes

2:57.5

slags. We made it. Yes. Because she she fucked up her boxes. She didn't get to make she didn't

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