I'm curious. I am so angry at this episode. You seem like me in general. You're starting out like me. I'm upset at below deck. They've ruined this show for me.

Why? Jake has a conscious and I'm not here for that's what I said conscience. He does have you there's a book out there called the ethical slut. Yes, there is there is an ethical. There is an ethics to his sluttiness.

This is not what I wanted. This is not what I signed up for. You all. He does it for me. I don't know what it is. He's supposed to fuck right now. He's supposed to fuck Fraser. He's supposed to fuck everybody on that boat. He's not he's all talk. And now he's not going to fuck anyone.

He's really into his want to admit it. But he's really into his slutt girlfriend slash fiance Paris. What is there for me to watch on this show now? I know. I don't think there's going to be a lot of gay stuff. They had a little bit of captain Lee working out but it wasn't enough.

Yeah, and there's no real male I can't accept we're going to see Jake's body all the time if West doesn't take his shirt off. I need West sailing again. But the worst part is I'm attracted to his personality more. And his body is secondary for me to West. Yeah, I really I need I need some kind of just big ball of meat that I can ogle.

Well, we don't have it on this. Welcome to below dick below dick. Everybody. This is reality. Gays season 9 episode 11 real quick. We want to jump in a little bit of join the Navy.

Boy. In the Navy. We're to do. We would have had a blast. Oh, we're a lot of gays in the Navy. I don't know why there's so.

Come at us if you're in the water. Why is love the water? They do love a pool party. Well, there's so many gays in the Navy. I personally think a lot of gays in the army too.

Y'all maybe has the cutest outfits. That's why I'm the cutest outfits the costumes. I don't think they're what are they called uniforms. I should be more respectful. Some of the hottest porn I've seen have been with men who start up in that

night. Those Navy uniforms. Those kind of like Donald Duck. I'm going to go down. I'm going to go down. New York. New York. It's a white and

boot. That's what Gersh would meant. That's our opening number for the New York show. I should be. Anyway, Taylor suits. We're getting out. We should get up now. We

will look like we won't look like two sailors will look like two dumpy old women in sailors. Yeah, like women in their 60s in sailors.

Because there's a form fitting. We really need like if I'm going to wear and same for poods. If I'm wearing a form fitting top, I'm going to not

need a shawl cardigan or jacket over it to covers your middle covers my middle. I think that is one thing I could say. The best thing if you have your word about your waist or covering your middle of

the belly. Umpere waist or your friends you guys. Yes. A shawl or or a nice belt. Empire waist. You can say it that way too. I think what they said. Umpere.

I don't I always heard Empire way until I went to North Texas and one of my friends was a costume in Queen. You know our friend Sean. Yeah, I think she's in New York City. Yeah, I think so. Anyway, she was a vicious queen. But she was so

talented at what she did. Anyway, she corrected me once and come here and said it's on pier honey. Say it wrong again. Okay, she was a she she was a withering queen. I know. Um, anyway, that was back in the day in

North Texas where people said, you're gay. You're gay. You should date and we went on one day and we shut up. You went on a date. Well, people were like y'all should like it was when we didn't really know each other. And we met and we're like

we're friends, right? We're like, yeah, we're friends. Yeah, that's what happened. Wow. Wow. But anyway, Navy outfits. I'm here for it. Anyway, we're talking about our link tree link. Y'all

because if you go to our link tree reality, it's link tree dot com, whatever, just click on the link. That's where you need tickets to our live shows. Speaking of New York, the 27th and 29th, 28th, 27th is the crappies, crappies, which we may be involved in if you're there. If you're going, you might see us possibly. We can announce it. But

we're going to be there with the city at the same time. Maria Sasha.

She'll be grabbing it out of the grave. Anyway, there no more choke. There. Yeah. So anyway, once we're grabbing didn't hear from us. But yeah, so get your link tree links there. And then we'll be having our Los Angeles show. I've had a couple of people.

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