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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

BELOW DECK: 0908 "When Eddie Met Sally"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Captain Lee is frustrated with Eddie and the deck team for their repeated mistakes; Rayna feels like her performance on deck is being affected by other crew members as she reflects on the night out. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays WE ARE LOVING GROQ HEALTH! Sign up for the WAITLIST for FREE! www.getgroq.com KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

fancy something different, like a night owl in a mythical kingdom,

0:04.8

or a suare with a sorceress, an adventure in a fairy tale land,

0:09.4

or a dance-off with a caterpillar.

0:12.0

Escaped to extraordinary worlds with the Royal Opera House,

0:15.8

enjoy unmissible ballet and opera in the theatre,

0:18.8

at a cinema near you or stream online.

0:21.8

The Royal Opera House, new worlds await.

0:25.4

Find out more at roh.org.hek.

0:31.4

If I had my jaw watch, I would not be going out on a charter.

0:58.3

I would be at home masturbating.

1:04.0

A lot because you couldn't suck dick,

1:07.6

which would be quite very difficult for me.

1:13.7

Very unless you're into teeth.

1:16.4

Lots and lots of teeth.

1:18.7

Oh, you're very, oh, Lord.

1:23.5

Just you're just rubbing around a dick like a cat.

1:26.6

You're just like with a microphone going, okay.

1:31.6

Like, you know, I cannot, does it space on a dick?

1:33.6

I mean to go here.

1:35.1

Oh, all right.

1:36.4

I didn't mean to go here.

1:38.4

Um, and you just made me imagine that one of Coltie's cats

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