BELOW DECK: 0908 "Compliments of Captain Lee’s Travel Agency"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Jessica is unmotivated by service but welcomes a budding romance with Wes as a happy distraction while Captain Lee and Eddie grow weary by the deck crew's performance; a meat and potatoes family vacation takes an awkward turn. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays WE ARE LOVING GROQ HEALTH! Sign up for the WAITLIST for FREE! www.getgroq.com KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm just so tired.
0:24.0	I'm so tired.
0:26.0	Jessica is boring.
0:29.0	I'm tired of you Jessica.
0:31.0	I think it's less that she's boring.
0:33.0	She's just so unhappy.
0:35.0	She is very unhappy.
0:37.0	But here's a deal.
0:39.0	When you're with someone and you think that you might kiss them, you might hook up with them,
0:44.0	and they say they're tired.
0:46.0	Who do what does that mean?
0:47.0	That means they're not interested.
0:49.0	And it means to fuck off.
0:52.0	It really does.
0:53.0	It kind of means get out of my space.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	I think she's the most interesting person there, but she really can't stand any of them.
1:04.0	Jessica?
1:05.0	Wes?
1:06.0	I think for Jessica, Wes is the most interesting person there.
1:11.0	And she's like, okay, well, I'll kind of entertain this and flirt with him,
1:14.0	because I really don't like anyone else.
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