BELOW DECK: 0904 "Pissed-On Chickens Can't Compare"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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The crew of My Seanna experiences less than desirable behaviour from one of the charter guests; Jake struggles with his new position, and Jessica begins to remember how much wear and tear a charter season can take on the body. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays WE ARE LOVING GROQ HEALTH! Sign up for the WAITLIST for FREE! www.getgroq.com KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	BISCHIFT BISCHIFT BISCHIFT BISCHIFT BISCHIFT BISCHIFT BISCHIFT WHAT IS THAT FRONT?
0:25.7	Sweetie Todd. Oh, that's a niche reference for the
0:30.2	The beggar woman. I know I know sweetie Todd, but I don't
0:34.5	Hey, so I know you
0:37.9	Mr
0:40.9	That I alienated at least 90% of my audience and you're welcome, you know after a live show this weekend
0:48.3	I'm gonna say 85
0:50.3	Because we got some theater love and sissy. That's true. It's true. They all knew our closing song, which was kind of strange
0:57.0	It was kind of weird. Yeah, this is below dick
1:00.5	Dic season nine episode four
1:03.3	Pissed on chickens can't compare
1:06.5	That's a captain Lee special
1:08.7	You know what in the in the word I'm saying what I normally say for me or you say to me. I don't know what that means
1:15.5	That he was pissed off in the words when he's like a pissed on chicken. Oh,
1:22.3	Pist on okay, I just heard chickens and I got scared
1:26.9	Like I assume pissed on chickens are angry. I
1:30.5	Chickens are always angry. Do we need to get into this?
1:32.9	Yeah, so you guys were we're into our we're into our first
1:45.5	Oh, this is our second charter. I can't remember this is our
1:50.8	Second because they did one that member was like a whole so short. It's so short. Yeah, it's like everything was lovely
1:56.6	But remember they were drinkers, but they were nice. Oh, yeah, but Frazier was having to make the cocktails Frazier
2:04.0	Same thing they call him Frazier on the show. I know I feel bad because his parents spelled his name wrong
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