BELOW DECK: 0903 "Bourbon Buffoonery"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	So where'd you go up?
0:21.1	Where'd you go up, Captain Lee?
0:22.9	Michigan.
0:23.9	Now I mean whereabouts?
0:25.5	Whereabouts whereabouts where you raised?
0:28.5	Michigan.
0:29.5	I'm not so fine.
0:31.1	I'm from Saginaw.
0:32.9	Yeah.
0:33.9	No, I mean like where, where, you're a Saginaw?
0:37.7	You know?
0:39.0	This is the best way I've ever eaten.
0:43.4	How did you say that?
0:47.2	Where are you from again?
0:51.6	Wow.
0:59.7	I don't like to call people actual garbage.
1:08.3	Like actual flots of ingetsum.
1:10.6	Yes.
1:11.6	Like old Coke bottles covered in like oil.
1:16.3	Like barnacles on a rusty sea.
1:20.8	A rusty ship under the sea have more value.
1:23.7	Just like old produce that smells of sulfur.
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