Belly Buttons, Cryochambers, Ben Gleib's Telethon

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Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2018

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Ben Gleib returns to tell us about his star-studded Telethon for America and his longtime infatuation with Natalie Portman. At one point during the telethon he nearly got an answer to a question which has been plaguing him about whether Natalie remembered an interaction he had with her years prior but then Chelsea Handler made a joke and the moment was lost forever. Also, Alison is worried her belly button is going to explode which leads to some hard truths about lies we've been fed about innies and outies. Plus Just Me Or Everyone, a Caitlyn Jenner spotting at a fast food restaurant, Idylwild's dog mayor, the smell of Alison and Daniel's old apartment and so much more.

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0:00.0	And now live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:07.6	Allison Rosen as your new best friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes her guests.
0:11.5	She's a comedian podcast host and personal trainer of both dogs and then
0:16.8	it's Renee Colbert. And he's a comedian and bono's connection to Daniel
0:22.0	Quants. It's Ben Gleed. Chef Jeff is here to pour his bag of nuts into your
0:27.0	nuts and make a big delicious nut Jubilee. I'm her husband Daniel saying hop on
0:30.7	board and you love us and say hello to your best friend Allison Rose.
0:57.8	Hello my little vodka gummy bears. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting
1:02.6	Thursday show that carbohydrate, that alcoholic carbohydrate was sent in on
1:07.6	Patreon by John Chasen. Now for a second, I was like, the vodka gummy bears
1:13.8	really exist because this is not fantasy carbs. If it were, that would have been a
1:19.8	good idea that I should have done a while ago. These have to be real world. I
1:22.8	mean, I want them to be real world world carbs. So I googled it. Oh, they exist.
1:27.3	Are you guys? Well, I haven't introduced you yet. So they have no idea who we are.
1:32.4	At some point, I don't even know who you are yet. At some point later, I won't
1:38.1	introduce me. I'll find out if you guys knew that vodka gummy bears were a
1:43.2	thing, you soak gummy bears in vodka and then they absorb the alcohol and the
1:48.9	longer you soak them, the more alcohol they absorb, but the less they taste like
1:54.2	alcohol. According to like some, hey, you're in college now thing. I read on the internet.
1:59.4	No, they, they, I don't think they do. I don't, I went through a phase where I was
2:04.4	dropping pretzel goldfish in soup and coffee because they yet, they blow up.
2:09.1	You know those little capsules that they from when we were kids where it like you
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