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The Smartest Man in the World

Bells

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In this week's address from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg and Jennifer hash over Harris, Huang and Hibbert.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yes, it's the Bay of Pigs award-winning podcast, taking to the air again, the smartest man in the world.

0:06.2

Here from the Bay of Wild Boar Pigglets located somewhere in Lower California. Let the comedy commence!

0:30.0

Here I hear all, once again, the smartest man in the world. Freakast takes to the pop-synth ether.

0:54.0

And unbelievably, smoky skies over the entire west coast. My name's Greg. Hi Jennifer. How'd you get in here? I don't know. You know there's a sneak in.

1:06.0

There's a two drink pool that you have to buy me two drinks to be on this show. I think they're readily available in the next room.

1:14.0

Why? I think you'll find that didn't neck the noise I wanted. They're readily available right here after the disappointing sound effect.

1:22.0

That was a Laurie Johnson's theme song for the Avengers. Family favorite. I think we're gonna have to start in Diana Rigg. I think we're gonna have to make this the theme song of our show now.

1:34.0

She wore those unbelievable John Bates outfits, often jumpsuits with little boots. So that she could kick her enemy.

1:48.0

I have two baseball cards from an Avengers set that was given to us by a fan years ago. One is her in full bondage gear with the spot collar whipping a guy with a cat in my tail.

2:00.0

And the other baseball card is her jujitsuing a dude right out of the frame. That's what I keep out in our arena. When we were watching the other day, he's got a gun.

2:12.0

He clubs him to the ground and stomps on him. Yeah, he says don't move and she's chop chop chop. And then he comes out again and they roll over and crash into a thing.

2:22.0

And then she chokes him on the neck. He goes down and she puts her knee in his face. And that's what the Steve walks in and goes. Mrs. Peel, you're remarkable.

2:30.0

He's he's a walks in exactly not runs in but walks in. One of the reasons she was my all time favorite growing up is she was also really tall.

2:46.0

And she never played the Femi card. It was always like she they would find her sculpting in her apartment.

2:56.0

Right. Painting. She didn't have a significant other somehow as she was a widow. Well, we didn't know where Mrs. Mr. Peel was but she was always Mrs. Peel. She's never Miss Peel. Right.

3:08.0

She wasn't available, which is fantastic. And they didn't get they didn't have a May September thing, which was really nice. They didn't got there was no smooching or anything like that. It was their mutual respect society.

3:18.0

Yes. Cause she always called him Steve and he always called her Mrs. Peel except for the very last episode when he says Emma.

3:24.0

Yes. Unless he could use his Brawley. She had to do all the kicking and punching. He didn't fight that much. He could he could poke you with the umbrella.

3:37.0

So well, or quit. He was he would drink wine with the bad guys and go 52 Q or whatever and they'd be like.

3:44.0

There was always perverts that were like 19th century people who ran in weird clubs and had sci-fi robots and well everything was sci-fi. There was the hilarious one where the guy was painted silver and any crackled when he walked.

3:58.0

The man in the crackling boots. Episode five of the other guys. There was no reality allowed in the show. She had the bossest convertible. She had a little green. What sort of was it a British?

4:10.0

Yeah, sadly. I think it was a little bit like a little splire and he drove a big Bentley type car.

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