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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg gabs on Gretchen Carlson, Gary Johnson and the Google Bus.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Great Rollins, again the swire set in the World Food Castates to eat.

0:23.6

You're here from the slewriest confines of the fortress of Pruditude or the

0:27.6

Portus of Pruditude located somewhere here in Lower California. We're here once again

0:32.0

with Ryan and Jennifer to spread the knowledge and drop the peanut butter on all

0:35.8

y'all. I know no studio this week, probably no studio next week. It's going to be

0:40.3

very exciting to the people who write me and say that they really love the

0:42.8

Portus ones better than the ones were live. People actually laugh and feed my

0:46.3

ego. Now let's just jump right in. If you're listening out there in Prupcastland

0:50.3

you have to understand two things. I know all one see all. Here's the first letter

0:54.1

I got and he wrote me PWM or his initials. He wrote me, how did you know about the

1:03.4

bottle of rum under my seat? That's because I know everything. I said if you

1:06.9

have the you can take a hit out of that bottle of rum you have under your seat

1:09.5

and someone wrote me and said how did you know? So I just want you to know that

1:13.3

I'm watching you right now through my Prupo Vision and my great-gloss

1:18.0

Prupovator and I can see you proof of barricading out there all you

1:21.2

proof custillions. I see when you're smoking out weed and I see when you're

1:25.5

taking a drink and I'll be doing the same. Philip Glass was on Twitter. Philip

1:31.0

Glass said we've had occasion to meet here at Prupo HQ. We've done a couple of

1:34.8

gigs for the ACLU. The ACLU is the American Civil War Resunion. They're in

1:40.4

charge of making sure that Republicans have something to be mad about all

1:43.3

the time. That's their job as lawyers. They do a lot of great work particularly

1:48.1

for immigrants and those who don't have any kind of recourse legally find a

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