I knew that you were not going to be one of my friends that was like going to want to meet my baby or any of that.

Dude, I didn't see Normans.

And I was like, dude, I hadn't seen the place.

I got to see me over the place. And it was like, yeah, how about this? And I was like, oh, I'm so excited. And then I realized later and I wrote up, I was like, oh, I'll see your child. Yeah. I just can't fake it.

Yeah, I did not expect that from you at all.

I was like, yeah, Ari doesn't care about kids.

Ari doesn't want a meet kid. I just can't fake it. Yeah, I did not expect that from you at all.

I was like, yeah, Ari doesn't care about kids. Ari doesn't want to meet kids. If anything, I wouldn't see disappointed in you. It's off-putting to me. I'm like, oh, well, my friend has less availability now. I could tell. That's not helping my life. That's hurting my life. I could tell when I told you, because we had like, it was like a new friendship, kind of, and you were kind of like, ah, well, this won't last long. You were like, you won't be as available as. Yeah, just not going to be. It's not even, like, I've, I've been through it before. Yeah. Some friends have had it. They're just. And then you have friends that are bad parents. Last medic cancellations.

That are just like, you're just... And then you have friends that are bad parents. Last minute, cancellations.

That are just like, you're like, wow, you're available quite a bit. Is it a drink on a Wednesday? Yeah, that's pretty cool. Really? Isn't your wife? Where's the baby? Currently wife. Yeah, exactly. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of that. ever see one of those relationships be like, oh man, I can't believe

how much freedom you have in this.

And then two months later,

like we're getting divorced like,

oh, I thought you'd worked it out. Every single... But you didn't work it out. Every single open relationship is just a precursor to a divorce. Every time somebody's like, we're going open, you're like, all right, well, in three months, you're going to be divorced. Going open. That's like getting a dog to save their marriage. We're having a kid.

We're about to be divorced. Going open.

That's like getting a dog to save their marriage.

Yeah.

We're having a kid.

We're about to get divorced.

Now we're having kids.

It's like, oh, so that kid will have split parents?

Yeah, that kid's going to live in two places.

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