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Good afternoon, good morning, good evening.

If it's the middle of night and you're walking the dog,

wherever you are, welcome to Restless Natives episode 22 with me, me gordon smart a kris jordan whatever you want to call me and the one and only hairline

pervert the drinking woman shyly booth all the way from inverclyde mr martin geography teacher

comston kenny hoes had a stinker here isn he? Who walks the dog in the middle of the night?

Our listeners, I get messages from folk all the time saying,

walking about laughing like a madman or mad woman.

I will not have a word against Kenny Ho.

Oh, really?

Man, the myth, the legend.

Kenny Ho, right?

You can't see this, but what's happening with your shoes this morning he got me some gorgeous new shoes but um

we did a lot more walking than i was anticipated and they're their first style they're not hiking

boots is that because you're used to being driven around but when you see me you have to go on public

transport well mate also should we say happy new year oh good point it does not feel like a fresh start

2020 yes this feels like we're off to a whole new. I thought

I mean, we all had magnificent new years, I think.

You look like a new guy.

The space time continuum.

So I'm still, I'm literally, I'm at the end of this

junket in real life.

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