Being This Hot Is Inspirational

Chosen Family

Chosen Family & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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At the dinner table this week Mak recounts the harrowing experience of attempting to get her car fixed and dealing with customer service, and the fam speculate on astrology and the overlap of church girls and granola gays. They also discuss how they deal with potentially unsafe scenarios as queer people in the world. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chosenfamil... Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9WM... FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSD4... Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshGavs FOLLOW ALAYNA JOY YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MissFenderr Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missfenderr/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MissFenderr TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missfenderr FOLLOW MAK INGEMI Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/makingemi TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@makingemi YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Makingemi JOIN OUR CHOSEN FAMILY PATREON https://www.patreon.com/chosenfamilypodcast This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chosenfamily and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:01.0	If I'm mad, the issue isn't that I'm going to be mean to customer service workers.
0:07.0	The issue is that I would like...
0:08.0	Yeah, I'm glad you clarified that because I was really worried you were just going to go in there and rip them a new one.
0:12.0	Yeah.
0:13.0	Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time Mac went into a customer service office,
0:18.0	and just absolutely, honestly, just shot up the whole place.
0:21.5	Every time I'm calling the FBI to warn them be like, you got to keep an eye on this
0:26.0	lesbian.
0:26.6	You know how lesbians are known for their, they're absolutely rageful behavior.
0:31.6	I don't have a license in Georgia.
0:39.2	Oh yeah. You got in trouble for calling me an inspiration, and I actually found it quite
0:42.8	flattering, so obviously I'm able to.
0:45.4	But she compared what I said to going up to a disabled person in a grocery store and telling
0:49.9	them they were an inspiration.
0:51.4	Yeah, it was pretty much the same thing, though, Mac.
1:30.6	That's pretty much what you did. No, I actually, I don't want to talk about it because she's going to think I'm like, I understand what she was saying. I went up to a disabled person in a grocery store and I said, you, you're disabled. And it's inspiring. Okay. So now Ashley can get flamed. Guys, I'm going to do something. What are you going to do? I'm going to intro the podcast before the 20 minute mark. Are you going to do it right now? What's up, guys? Welcome to the Cozabilly podcast where we gather on the dinner table every week and answer your questions and talk about family stuff because your family abandon you. But we never will. You're barely abandoned you And it's honestly it's inspirational that you've even gotten here mac that intro was inspirational it was inspirational
1:35.0	we're not doing this elena's mommy ashley's daddy i'm hot teenage brother who is going through puberty. Baby, baby. Baby. Who is baby and is wearing the same sweater again. I have pimple on my chin. Did I wear this sweater last time? I don't know. I feel like you've worn that sweater many days. What guys? Look at my new pants.. Pances. You have to stand up.
2:01.5	Oh, yeah.
2:03.1	Oh, hell to the year. Oh, that's like dad on golf course.
2:05.3	That looks so good.
2:06.1	My main man tucked my shirt into my pants.
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