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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Being The Only One Left (w/ Michael Cruz Kayne)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:09.6

Why won't you date me?

0:11.6

Why won't you date me?

0:13.4

Please tell me why.

0:17.8

Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?

0:27.5

A podcast or a mean or cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.

0:31.4

Even though you could buy me a bunch of clothes and throw them all out the window and say,

0:38.0

now you're an outside clothes bitch.

0:41.7

Oh boy, that one was tough.

0:45.6

Let's see if I can come up with a different one.

0:47.6

Okay.

0:48.6

Keep it.

0:49.6

Keep it.

0:50.6

Okay, I'll keep it.

0:51.6

Okay.

0:52.6

This is a P-bopty award winning comedian and writer.

0:58.0

He's the host of a Good Cry, a podcast about grief, which is returning for season two.

1:03.1

Also I think we were on a herald team together in New York City or maybe not.

1:06.2

We were on a herald team together for like two, it was a very brief period of time.

1:10.4

I think you came on right as I was like, I'm not doing this anymore.

1:13.8

It's Michael Cruz.

1:18.0

Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,

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